Squirrel Report #1: "But Wang had the last laugh!!"

Hey guys! Squirrel here. Well last Saturday I was in line for pizza but what I was really looking for was women. Unfortunately the ratios were terribly lopsided in favour of girls and homosexual guys. Therefore I decided to use the opportunity to work on my mixed sets game. I spied a table with some rare girls: HBBrunnette8.5 and HB7 as well as WeirdAsianDudeHS5 and Wang-although I think his name was actually Wong-HS5.5. (I know you're not supposed to rate the guys but I want to get across the point that these guys reeked AFC so I was ready to AMOG and steal their targets.)

The Opener:

I opted for a situational opener as they were all doing some kind of dorky cheerleading chant. (Yes, unfortunately even WeirdAsianDudeHS6 and WangHS6.5 were doing the dumb cheerleading chant. Poor them.) I approached and asked HBBrunnette8.5 aka Jennifer8.5 if they were part of a cheerleading squad or something. I cant remember what she said. I didnt care. I was gaming.

The Mid Game:

She was from Witaskawin, Alberta so I quickly sniper negged Witaskawin, Alberta. It was genuine though cause Ive been to Witaskawin, Alberta. It deserves sniper negging!!

The Obstacle:

We chatted for a while. Then the obstacle appeared. But it wasn't HB7. It was Wang! And he was back to take back his girl!

AMOGing Wang:

At this point Wang was really anxious having correctly identified a threat. He left his seat opposite Jennifer8.5 and came to stand in between me and Jennifer8.5. He tried to AMOG by putting his arm awkwardly around Jennifer8.5 and saying she was "like a sister" to him. It was so weak I figured I could safely ignore him and did, though I said something about how calling Jennifer his "sister" was kind of creepy, especially since he'd only known her a day. More to the point Jennifer8.5 ignored him. Great success! Fucking Wang!

The Number Close:

At this point the lads had been waiting and watching me for a while so I figured it was time to number close and extract. I set it up by telling a story about a friend in Iowa who drank in corn fields cause you have to be 21 to drink there. I asked Jennifer8.5 (i called her simply "Jennifer") if she ever did that. I think she said something about drinking with cows. I don't remember. Anyway I told her I wanted to number close so we could drink in a field together sometime. She agreed. I number closed (while that bastard Wang tried to speak over top of her).

Disaster!

Now for the weak point. Once again my game was so strong it was weak. I had number closed before name closing! This is a problem when putting numbers into my phone cause i have to pause to ask her name and put it into my phone. When I did so and asked for her number again, she was unsure. She had just given me her number! Then Wang was back offering me HIS phone and a telephone number for a different Jennifer. Once again I ignored Wang. I asked for a number but now she said something about her mum not liking it when guys called before 8 then a moment later when guys called at all. I realized at this point I had lost the number. I had totally outskilled Wang in every department. But as Turtle later commented "Wang had the last laugh!!!!"

The Game Tape: Regrouping For Game Two
1. Make sure you get the number down the first time. You may not get a second chance.
2. When you're talking to a girl try not to ignore the rest of the group. They may start to resent you for stealing their friend.

The Hunt In Brief

The Set: 4-mixed
The Wing: None
The Opener: Situational
Number Close: No
Kiss Close: No
! Close: No